- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to shit for 5 days

power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

The power to take a s*** on people

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to smell colors

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers