- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

+103

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

+89

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

+83

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

+83

The ability to change your weight

+81

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

+81

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power of learning

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to summon cops to arrest you

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to ejaculate