- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to be dead

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power drown in water

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

The power to close your nose

The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to be a woman

The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

the power to be able to blow air

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

The power to lose this power.

The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

Pointless Super Powers