The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the powre to spel

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!