The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

The power to have night vision during the day.

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!