Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to shit for 5 days

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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(Only a girl power) the power to bleed every month for one day

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to bread toast!

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The power of learning

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!