The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to speak only one language

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!