The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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A good Kisser

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!