The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

the power to sit

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

the power to type without looking at the keyboard

the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

The power to die at will.

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

A good Kisser

The power to achieve 98% opacity

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to smell thoughts.

The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!