- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to make food shrimp.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to ejaculate

the power to any ugly person love you.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The ability to change your weight

the power to eat bread

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

The power to turn into a pebble

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

The power to smell farts from miles away

Pointless Super Powers