The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to have a power.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The ability to change races.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!