- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

Acid tears.

The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to reseal bottles!

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to spell 'a' correctly

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

Having a 5 second eidetic memory

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The Power to Power

The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

Pointless Super Powers