The power to see air

the power to make bubles without soap

to die when you are happy

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

The power to turn into a magikarp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!