The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The power to think of food

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!