The power to see forever

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!