The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to have hindsight.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!