The power to become yourself

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!