The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to control sloths

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see forever

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!