- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

the power to like charlie

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

The power to be stupid reading this.

The power to know you don't have a superpower

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

The power to write pointless superpowers

the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

The power to get laid by your right hand.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

the power not eat more than one pringel.

The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

The ability to make water luke warm.

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

Pointless Super Powers