The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to levitate birds

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to mind reeds

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!