The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to grow fingernails.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to mind reeds

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to watch tv

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!