- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

The power to sneeze scissors

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to die using only your mind.

The Power to f* her right in the p*y!!

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to not do it.

The power to smash people's heads in with things.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

shit and piss at the same time

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

Pointless Super Powers