the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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The power of learning

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the power to not have superpowers

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to have a dick in the box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!