- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

the power to sleep through a prison rape

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

To pee standing up.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to create bad superpowers

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

The power to create powers

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

Pointless Super Powers