The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to watch tv

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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Power to instantly turn drunk

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

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to make asians smart

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!