The power to exhale clouds.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to fart in technicolor.

Being a freemason

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

The power to look TV

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

The power to shoot webs, but only out of your ass

The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

the power to sit

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

The power of telepathy but only when you alone

The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to see when people fart.

The power to die at will.

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!