The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to watch tv

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to kill yourself

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to breath at will.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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Being a freemason

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to look TV

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!