The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take a s*** on people

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The ability to read your own mind

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!