- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read terms and conditions

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

the power to see everyone as a tree

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

God tier Waste of Space

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

The power to read your own mind.

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

Pointless Super Powers