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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up
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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others
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The ability to swim in water.
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the power to write only the letter R
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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.
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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.
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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.
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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies
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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The power to eat nandos
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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.
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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack
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the ability to smell sounds
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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.
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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.
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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.
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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.
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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house
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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes
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The power to freeze ice
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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma
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The abilty to go through water.
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the power to be invisible when sleep.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!