the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to fly while under water

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power of being negative all the time.

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The power to create powers

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!