The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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the power to eat bread

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the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

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The power to sneeze scissors

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The Power To Lick My Own Penis

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!