The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to create shit

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to like any show

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to live.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to use your penis as a lasso.

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The power to become a llama.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!