the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to turn any object into food

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to revive Hitler.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!