The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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you can shoot cars but the always hit you

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The power to ejaculate

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!