- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to cook 3 minute noodles in under 1 minute.

32% Levitation.

The power to pee poop

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Liam Brudenell

The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The ability to not be Batman

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to die when you change emotions

The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

The power to control weather on Mars

The power to be superman with no power's

The power to always know the exact time.

The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

The power to live.

The power to always be at half mast.

The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

The power to have knowledge of your power.

Pointless Super Powers