The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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the power to fart the alphebet

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Aweonao

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to not finish your

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!