- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to type slower.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

The power to be a gamer

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

the power to be super ugly

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

to spelle caretly

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

the power to count from A to purple

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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Pointless Super Powers