The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to create powers

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!