- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

the power to turn into amy rose

Having the power of a normal human

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to have a power

The ability to teleport into a wall

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The ability to push doors marked "pull"

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to Google "Google".

The power of self mind control

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to uncontrally boop

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

Pointless Super Powers