the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to see forever

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!