the powre to spel

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to change the color of your saliva.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!