The power to have hindsight.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +18

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to actually care what these people are writing.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to die when you use the letter e.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to blink a nano second slower

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down +153

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +129

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

thumb_up thumb_down +121

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

thumb_up thumb_down +113

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

To pee standing up.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to create bad superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!