The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!