The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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the power to misspell

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The power to do control the atmosphere, but only in space.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to unknowingly untaim domestic animals.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to become yourself

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!