The power to summon cops to arrest you

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power of being pointless

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!