The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to itch your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!