Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The ability to hear fish.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!