The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to live.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!