- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

the power to read captchas

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to watch tv

The power to be invisible to only yourself.

The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

the power to make pointless superpowers

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

The power to see through glass walls.

Pointless Super Powers