- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to make water luke warm.

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to read your own mind

The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to not be color blind.

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power of 3 seond super strength,

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

the power to make food shrimp.

The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

Pointless Super Powers