The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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understanding every language only if you get insulted

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The power to smell poo...

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to in power your self

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to itch your teeth

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to freeze ice

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!