the power to itch your teeth

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to have a power.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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the power to see into the present.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!