The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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Third armpit.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!