The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the ability to turn things purple by touching it.

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to waste money

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to grow one wing

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!