The power to eat ass.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to part hair.

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power of super farts, which doesn't work unless you probably breathe, by super farts I also mean really really really stinky long farts..

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!