The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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Aweonao

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!