The power to light glue on fire.

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you (Single or not) But during sex you can't pull out and protection always fails.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!