The power to read terms and conditions

The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

the power to be friends with Donald trump

the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

The ability to recognize any meme at will.

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

the power to read this pointleessuperpower

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

God tier Waste of Space

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The power to die and not come back to life.

The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

the power to write only the letter R

waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to not see ads

the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!