The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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Nihat Do?an

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to smell poo...

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!