The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

Every time you clap some one dies

to die when you are happy

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

The power to hold your fart unless people are around you

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to spell 'a' correctly

The power to fill up your HP, but only when it's full.

The power to find the droid you're looking for.

The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

The power of eating from ears.

The power to read your own mind.

the power to be invisible, but only at night

The power to have 21/20 vision.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!