The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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the power to fly while under water

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to like any show

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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i love to make shit brix

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to read captchas

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to be a woman

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The power to fall up.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to have no powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!