The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to control dodos

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!