The power to become famous on vine

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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Having the power to stand still

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The ability to not live forever

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!