The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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Having the power to stand still

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to not exercise.

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the power to like charlie

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!