The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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the power to to deep fry anything deep fried

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to barf up a narwhal, but only on Wednesdays.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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the power to get in the van

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!