- Pointless Super Powers

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to start time.

the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

the power to find a needle in a haystack

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to part hair.

32% Levitation.

The power to lick your elbow.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

The power of learning

The power to not exercise.

The power to pee poop

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

The power to drown on land.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!