The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power of attracting fired bullets

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to get laid by your right hand.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!