The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to live.

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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PATTIES THAT ARE SUPPOSEDLY READY TO EAT, BUT COVERED IN STICKY HARDENED FAT! Moral: Damn greasy hand surprise! I was going all victoly on guilty gear XXX

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!