- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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The power of learning

The power to bypass capcha codes

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

The power to die at will

The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power of being yourself

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to plank

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to look at someone and die.

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to display emotions at will

Pointless Super Powers