- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to smell through your arse.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

the power to randomly die at any moment

The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

the power to change people socks on command

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to fly 3 inches.

The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

make youself dumb

You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

Pointless Super Powers