the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power of bad luck

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The ability too shit out calculators every 10 seconds.

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Ability to be Austin Calhoun when hes sick

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!