- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to like this power

The power to die at will

The power to be an idiot.

The power to telepathically fold paper.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

the power to like charlie

the power to get drunk you are needed

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Every time you clap some one dies

The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

Pointless Super Powers