the power to jizz money

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The power to grow a mustache anywhere but on your face

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The Power to Power

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to be normal and average

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!