the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

thumb_up thumb_down +45

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

thumb_up thumb_down +35

the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to see who is writing these powers

thumb_up thumb_down +19

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

thumb_up thumb_down +11

T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

thumb_up thumb_down +11

The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

The ability to play black ops anytime you want

thumb_up thumb_down -23

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

The power to think of the worst superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!